LONDON Another year, another never-ending supply of ghastly trends to be added to a list of things that we’d sooner forget.
This year, when people weren’t drawing unicorns on their eyes, they were matching their hair to their iPhones. They were making their fingernails look like slices of cheese, or covering them in pompoms and plants.
To the beauty bloggers of Instagram we have one question for you: Why?
Here are 11 trends that must be stopped immediately.
1. Unicorn eyeliner
Hey everyone, unicorns don’t exist. Stop drawing them on your eyes.
2. Coloured freckles
These aren’t freckles. They’re multicoloured polka dots. And, polka dots belong on dresses, not cheeks.
3. Succulent nail art
If you like nature, don’t wear it on your nails. Buy a terrarium.
4. Neck contouring
Neck Contour HACK for slimmer graceful looking Updos! Full video link’s in bio @mwhairstyles OR type out bit.ly/hhairhacks Which was your fav hacks? Music Stereo Love #hairstyles#instahair #instabraid #pretty #girl #peinadosvideos #hudabeauty #howtodohair #lazy #cute #contour #contouring #love #hack #hacks #sundayfunday #updostyle #girls
No one needs to contour her neck. It just doesn’t need it.
5. Rose gold iPhone hair
Rose gold iPhones are fine. But, matching the colour of your locks to your phone is not fine.
6. Unicorn horns
Again, unicorns are not real. Don’t turn your hair into a unicorn horn.
7. Watermelon hair
Watermelon tastes good. But, do you need to profess your appreciation for the fruit with your hair? No, you do not.
8. Pompom nails
This is highly impractical.
9. Galaxy hair
If you want to see the galaxy, just look up at the night sky. Don’t recreate it in your hair.
10. Furry nails
11. Swiss cheese nails
Cheese is for eating, not for wearing.
2017: Please do better.